Money-Saving Strategies, as Told by Mr. Krabs

If there's one productive thing I did in my child, it's watching SpongeBob SquarePants and committing whole episodes to memory. (Geometry? Dump. Algebra? Shred. SpongeBob? KEEP. Fine-dining and breathing? Also keep).

One thing was certain: Since 1999 Mr. Krabs has proven himself a successful and money-savvy businessman. We can learn a lot of money-saving strategies from him. Not convinced? Let's take a closer look.

(Note: This only covers the first 3 seasons until 2005, which I consider to be the best and only quality episodes. I haven't watched the ones after that.)